"Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives."
John Stuart Mill
"The legislature's job is to write law. It's the executive branch's job to interpret law."
George Walker Bush
"They misunderestimated me."
George Walker Bush
"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we."
George Walker Bush
"You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test"
George Walker Bush
"I repeat, personal accounts do not permanently fix the solution."
George Walker Bush
"I am here to make an announcement that this Thursday, ticket counters and airplanes will fly out of Ronald Reagan Airport."
George W. Bush
"The war on terror involves Saddam Hussein because of the nature of Saddam Hussein, the history of Saddam Hussein, and his willingness to terrorize himself."
George W. Bush
"Do you have blacks, too?"
George W. Bush to Brazilian President Fernando Cardoso
"I couldn't imagine somebody like Osama bin Laden understanding the joy of Hanukkah."
George W. Bush
"I'm also not very analytical. You know I don't spend a lot of time thinking about myself, about why I do things."
George W. Bush
"I just want you to know that, when we talk about war, we're really talking about peace."
George W. Bush
"There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again."
George W. Bush